February 2012
What is today’s date? 2/28/2012
What did you like about your last ex? We had similar problems. and she’s was just petite and lovely and so nice.
Have you taken anyone’s virginity? Yes(; What is your favorite color(s)?
baby blue(:
Do you secretly love someone?
i wouldn’t say it’s a secret.. haha
What is the last thing you watched? super troopers?
Last reason why you...
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“She loved mysteries so much that she became one.”
– John Green, from Paper Towns (via fougue-nucleo)
cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
What’s with me and sophomores?! Fuck I thought he was a junior, it made it a little better, but damn it
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
The differences between puberty. →
wowfunniestposts:
When girls go through puberty:
When boys go through puberty:
laugh trip
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine photos in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
saddeer:
we get it seth rogen
you like to smoke weed
